“Mmm... The taste of my biceps is well hard!”

Maybe they’re afraid of Kojima and his tricks up his sleeves. But then again, Kojima seems very chill right now, so why exclude him out of this?

Dang, I can’t even keep my 2DS alive for 2 years ever since that AC charger port broke

*sharp knife and black magic crap sold separately*

this is NOT elementary, Watson

Sooner or later, other vocaloids will have their own game, and they should do a music crossover game

wait a minute...

“Aww shit, so gross! I’m just gonna pass out from here.”

Stumbo and Norton used Water Gun!

“A guy’s old Xbox 360 kicked the bucket, and you’ll never believe what happened next.”

For Zombi, Ubisoft has added a shovel capable of striking multiple enemies at once and a nail bat with some powerful critical attacks. Whatever, man, all I need is my trusty cricket bat!

I wonder if they’ll also mention Raiders and Deathclaw attacks on Tinder...

ONWARDS!

ironically, it was rated 5 stars

Dan Aykroyd emcees the tournament and announces that footage of the games will be included on a probe that is being sent into space.

Amazing, huh? I can’t help but wonder if the game is still hiding some secrets that nobody has found.

7 people were expecting real porn

well, at least we know what the hell was drawn there

This dog went from Pikachu 1998 to Pikachu 2012

Kotaku is following up with Konami for comment.