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Let’s all stop and remember Uncle Billy as we pick through the iceberg lettuce for the crispest looking one.

The dude on the right looks like a black Jonah Hill.

Well, they sure got themselves the full Italian supercar experience in a matter of minutes.

The most offensive thing you can say to a white person is “No”.

He completely didn’t though. His response isn’t “I did a horrible thing I need to re-examine myself” it’s “I’m not bad.”

5/5 Mustangs: When the out of control Mustang hits spectators/pedestrians. Threat level: Run for your life.

The Ted Kennedy school of chivalry.

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Found the video I was talking about before:

What exactly does Trump have to do with some shitty dealership treating their employees poorly?

So the takeaway is never look too close into the tinted windows at car meets

Smashing someone’s new ride. That’s gotta be what? 10 or 20 years bad luck I would guess.

What would they be charged with though? This is a simple interrogation tactic designed to encourage confessions that has been in use for ages.

Things sure have escalated from the table-flips of the old days ...

“Huah, I guess we were right...it wasn’t apple juice. Well shit.”

I have never known how to come down on this one.

The Onion couldn’t write this shit.... 

Doesnt have to be cool. I want people to assume that the minivan I bring to the track is a mommy mobile.

My college roommate flew RC planes. He said, “If you don’t want to crash ‘em, don’t fly ‘em.” It’s an unfortunate inevitability.

At least those newbies showed enough interest in actually learning how to wrench. There were 30 people on our team and I’d say about 6 of us were the ones to actually build the thing. I re-engineered the pedal box of our car two days before the trip to MIS because the team of three who designed and submitted it for