Maybe I’m just not clever enough to ‘get it’, but I never understood why Richardson became such a big deal in celeb photography. Maybe he used to be more interesting when he was just starting out? Because the poses, lighting, and ‘candids’ he picks just seem very bland, and he’s always desperate to insert his greasy…

Don’t bother. Just another garden-variety troll:

“Emaciated, hairless, greasy, heavily inked plus bad facial hair” is very much in and I blame Lana Del Rey.

I think it’s a combination of good old-fashioned racism (some twisted combo of “it’s easier to bully a black woman” and “it’s ok for people to think I came on to a white starlet but not a black one”) and also the fact that he is genuinely afraid of Lupita.

I think I missed the boat on watching American Werewolf in London at the correct time. Between the dated effects and acting styles of the time, I just found it profoundly campy.

You’re a murderer. That Raffi read killed me dead.

While the threat is real, comparing the current situation to the Cold War is very misleading. Even with our current disaster-in-chief, there are many more checks and balances. Furthermore, you need to read the North Korean rhetoric in relation to their usual press releases. Experts who are more adept at ‘reading…

Is he also offering a safe-house from the FIS? Because otherwise I don’t think anyone with that kind of information will be budged by $10 mill.

‘Oh god this is so intense I need to turn into a turtle and retract my head into a shell to hide from this movie scene.’

These are the kinds of scenes that seem downright stupid out of context but are genuinely unnerving when you get wrapped up in the atmosphere of the movie.

Pontypool is one of those movies that had the makings of being a real horror classic, but something about it didn’t work for me. It was a bit campy and the flow felt uneven. My favorite part was the scene where they’re calling the “helicopter” weatherman.

I don’t claim to know the complexity of your relationship with your mom, but that paragraph with her crying on the phone and you caving made me uncomfortable— from this remote distance where I’m standing, it seems like a textbook tactic of a narcissist parent, to manipulate their kids with their tears. Notice she…

I don’t know, man. I have relatives like this on facebook.

That would be like going to a place where white people go (like Yankee Candle or wherever y’all buy those Caucasian-fit jeans) and asking, “May I speak to a racist?”

Yeah, I think so too. It’s one of those things where “it’s just a prank bro” doesn’t really defeat the cringe factor, because at the end of the day you’re acting like that on camera and a lot of people would think that’s how they actually behave.

Hey, at least I didn’t call them retarded!

I’m still trying to decide if it’s true to the spirit of the show or not to have an autistic meltdown over not getting a shitty sauce packet.

Qwhite a list, guys!

First of all, being gay is not a “lifestyle choice.” Keep up Sharon, the bigots have moved on from that phrase since the 90s.

Is the bar that low? It takes one episode to get an idea. It’s a cartoon, not War and Peace.