Actually, I did think you meant that and was going to encourage you to watch the movie!

A near-Earth Alien (like, Gravity + Alien) definitely has legs to me. Kinda ripe for a sequel too, depending on what the story is. Excited to see it.

I guess that's the silver lining to being forced to cast Matt Weiner's creepy son as Glen Bishop.

Why do all fanboys always sound the same when they read a movie review they hate? Right down to the "Ebert would be ashaaaaamed"?

Eh, I can see it being mostly unintended. If you've ever done any sort of programming regarding filtering data, you quickly realize that setting the "tolerance" is as much of an art as a science. Sometimes you even end up having to vary it by hand until you get approximately the result you were hoping for.

I guess Octavia needed an extension on her swimming pool, because why else…

So basically, this movie is redundant after Going Clear. Time for a rewatch I think.

Fear the Walking Dead is like the free phone app version of a game that's already kinda bad. And yet people still download it because they download everything.

I definitely appreciated that he took charge and did the right thing, but "classy" is being bandied about a lot. Classy was the last word on my mind when I was seeing him give the award along. Now that word has had a currency devaluation.

Eh, it was a high pressure situation and from her vantage point it might just have looked like a bit. Let's not throw her under the bus, it was neither of their faults.

Interdimensional lizard demon briefly reveling in the Lovecraftian horror of its existence? Or protecting fancy jewelry?

I can't speak to Hong Kong milk tea specifically, but having grown up with evap/condensed milk recipes (common in former British colonies), it definitely has a distinct flavor from "milk + sugar".

What are these failsons and faildaughters? I'm non-sarcastically asking because I don't get the reference.

Thank you for taking that pop culture bullet for us, Clayton. This sounds absolutely awful.

There was also the adorable moment when Jackie Chan ran up to her to hug her.

Why is everyone on social media making this such a conspiracy theory? Has no one heard of the concept of a copy? It's not that deep people!

I mean, I hope we're not throwing Faye under the bus to defend Warren. It's not her fault either.

It's just entertainment, it's not that deep. If you want to see Gordon be more "Bill Nye" then there are plenty of videos of him alone, going through recipes. He's actually a very good teacher when he's in that mode.

Ten nominees enter, only one nominee leaves!

Well sure, but in that case there's no reason for the Academy to change what it's doing currently or listen to any critique, and this article has become irrelevant. We can all go home to our families!