Pigeonhole principle up in this bitch!

"If you haven't seen it, it's about a man who no longer loves his wife, leaves her (reasonably) for another woman and then she decides he's terrible."

I can already write the script for the Pulse shooting movie. A young, degenerate, conventionally attractive white man goes to a gay-to-straight conversion camp, becomes a pastor, and is handing out fliers at the nightclub the night of the shooting, miraculously escaping unharmed.

Married nine times to eight husbands, according to her wiki.

So this is the American remake of Akira, huh? Pretty metal if you ask me.

One of the Trump kids was interviewed last night and said something to the effect of, "the presidency would be a step down for my dad". So they're already framing his defeat as sour grapes. Who'd a thunk, right?

The problem is that no matter how well we care for our planet, all it takes is one stray asteroid or gamma-ray burst to end our existence.

I mean, it's not a competition. He's had it pretty rough even with all his wealth, and even a jaded asshole like me can see that.

I have a slight feeling that Bernard might be an android. The conversation with Theresa seemed a bit off (although that could be a red herring). Then there's the conversation with Ford that what they do seems to be basically witchcraft, could be some sort of meta foreshadowing that Bernard is one of the greatest…

Cachet* unless you mean the little cutie is hiding a pouch of Brazil nuts in his adorable little elf pocket.

To a gay guy like me, he's attractive but in like an exaggerated way, like he was a prototype for a regular white lead movie star where the notes were " just tone down the everything just a little bit." 30 Rock basically nailed it by calling him a "little elf prince."

I felt sort of bad when he first became a meme, but then I stopped caring when he leaned into the celebrity as much as he did. And for being such a stereotypical redditor he really boned the pooch on picking a burner account.

Re: purposefully skewing, that definitely happens on IMDB, eg. Suicide Squad and the Ghostbusters remake. But in general I don't think the average voter intends to "skew" ratings when he/she votes, it's just that general biases tend to naturally reveal themselves in populations when the statistics are performed.

About what she's parodying:

I don't know about the "white" dudes part, but funnily enough IMDB is one of the few places where you can actually break down the gender distribution of voters.

Lady Dynamite was rated very highly by critics according to RT (Idk about Take My Wife). And Lord knows, IMDB scores (by quote unquote real people) and scores by professional critics are often out of whack.

I'm here for Mia Goth's slightly off-kilter, hippy-ass Sissy Spacek vibes.

“Behind every performatively woke man is a dark past he’s desperately trying to make sure you don’t see” - Jaya Saxena of the Daily Dot. I don't know why, but that quote is so delicious.

I honestly think at least some of it is strategic on the Clinton campaign's part. They don't want to put him entirely in the ground, because that might mean some crazy last-ditch scenario of the Republican nominee being changed for someone, I don't know, not insane.

This is what bothers me so much. Wikileaks' professed mission statement is "radical transparency", but the mere fact that they are tying their releases to political timeframes like an "October surprise" makes their bias and ulterior motives pretty obvious.