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Fingers crossed? I’d love to be able to stop sad drinking and start happy drinking.

Did you think Serena Joy was happy in Gilead, Tomi? This is the future you’ve worked so hard to build. You’re not allowed to have opinions.

I’m so sure Tomi is more liberal than she leads us on. I don’t think she buys even 50% of what she says.

All day I’ve been reading the Tomi Lahren headlines as, “Woman Lies Down With Dogs, Gets Fleas”

Ohhhh Tomi. Now you’re learning what all of us former “cool girls” learned: you are not, and will never be, exempt from misogyny.

She stepped out of a line and all her bros went, “I don’t know her.”

Yup. Let this be a learning lesson to fellow conservative women. Ms Lahren did everything right to be a cool girl, she was one of the ‘good ones.’ She stepped out of a line and all her bros went, “I don’t know her.”

Briefly, I don’t think I was suggesting that these women should be silenced or that they should never be allowed to talk publicly.

They can’t call themselves “Women for National Security”, that would sound like some feminist crap. We have to have a reason to listen to them: You’ve produced offspring? Well, then you have proven your value. Welcome.

And yet, imagine the reaction if woman on Fox were to say ‘As a mother I’m concerned about the lack of healthcare me and my child might get under Trumpcare...’?

No no no no! Saying “as a mother...” before a statement means you are the ultimate authority on every topic!

White Nationalism. (Basic Bitch edition.)

This is going to be a scorching hot take, but merely bearing and raising a child does not in ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM make you qualified to talk about the Trump/Russia allegations and wider societal implications on (what could be generously described as) a news program.

My family consisting of me, my partner, and our four cats, cares DEEPLY about the Russia issue.

This is yet another reminder that having a child does not suddenly make you an expert on literally anything, and that the act of birth is something that literally billions upon billions of people around the world, both very smart and incredibly fucking dumb, have done throughout millenia.

This is my favorite story. Thanks for sharing, really.

Wow, douche bag city.

I’m glad you met someone who saw you, I know from experience that’s super important.

Once my dad was asking why you needed certain qualifications for my husband’s job. We’d been married about 3 days at that point. We eloped and this was the first time my parents had seen us since the wedding. My husband was trying to explain when he said “Ok, but, this is life or death sort of stuff. You don’t want a

My husband is a notorious cheapskate. When he met my family for the first time, he was talking about how he recently splurged on a pair of very nice shoes, but instead of saying that, he told my dad that he “splooged” on them. After cracking up, my dad just responded, “You must have really liked those shoes.”