So fucked

America, and it’s mythological “dream,” is officially fucking over.

Please reach out to Murkowski and Collins today and thank them for breaking with party lines even if this was a fucking embarrassing outcome. We need every ally we can get and they need to know that we see what they’re doing.

Let’s put this in perspective:

But those emails eh.

All of my exes must be THRIVING in life right now.

According to Melania’s lawsuit, she is potentially closed off from “licensing, branding, and endorsement” deals in “apparel, accessories, shoes, jewelry, cosmetics, hair care, skin care, and fragrance.”

I’m weirdly grateful that these people are so bad at dog whistling. “I’m going to make crap tons of money off all you losers taking photos of me.” “I’m calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States.” At least we know exactly where they’re coming from, no matter how much damage control…

Can we all agree that Melania is no captive victim here? She may despise her disgusting beast of a husband, but she’s in on the insanity all the same.  

I don’t get why people want to cut her slack. She’s totally evil too, and complicit in this shitstorm.

We need to stop playing into the GOP narrative that we want free birth control. Under the ACA, we get birth control covered at 100% by our insurance, but we pay for the insurance. It’s not a handout. It’s simply requiring insurance to provide a benefit that the overwhelming majority of women need.

I wish we could stop calling it “free.” It’s a guaranteed benefit of insurance plans, for which most everyone pays in some way.

He’s trying to make it look like he’s so busy and presidential.

A friend of mine posted this sign from last weekend’s rally in Boston and I LOVE IT.

Or, a coalition of former Presidents ?

The funny thing is, she wasn’t being rude or snarky at all. She was just politely and matter-of-factly informing us that our information, as far as she knew, was irrelevant to her.

Right? I’ve been tested at a Planned Parenthood! Planned Parenthood helped me, a puny little man with weak manparts who is surely a liberal cuck! I’m sure these big strong men who just want to defend innocent little babies from the predation of circling abortion harpies could use some free STD testing from time to…

None of them know that Planned Parenthood can help them even though they have penises, because they can use them to pee in a little cup and have some tests run to see if they have any ghastly sexually transmitted diseases or infections . . . you know, should something like that happen to be a cause for concern?

These kids suck but what really freaks me out is the little kids.

Friendly reminder to my fellow blue state residents: We are not immune. These people are everywhere.