It also deploys completely biodegradable oil slicks to foil bad guys.

Nah... it’s Rapide-eh... like it’s from Canada.

If you don’t unplug it in time, it simply explodes.

Yeah, but how many miles did it have before they rolled the odometer back?

I met Don Panoz and his lovely wife back in 2004 when I happened to stop by the Panoz shop unannounced and managed to wrangle a factory tour by the marketing director.

To be fair, they probably had to bump up the David Tracy spam. I think he’s only been shoved down our throats 423 times this week, as opposed to the usual 700.

A couple hours ago and 22 likes is COTD?

Dang varmints need to LEAF these vehicles alone. One Rogue squirrel isn’t to blame, here, though. I mean, whatever happened to our domesticated animals going on Patrol to prevent this sort of thing? Altimately, this guy needs to post a Sentry to guard against such a Titan of a threat against his automobile. This brave…

It was a moment of stupidity so hopefully they give him a brake.

That’s the biggest issue probably. If you would have asked me before the weekend which driver in all categories would have been most likely to pull a stunt like this, I would’ve said Fenati without hesitating. The guys a liability on track. All riders get emotional sometimes, and every now and then they cross a line, b…

This seems like something your grandpa would tell you he saw happen back in the day. A real “men lived and died dangerously, because they were men” story.

Meanwhile, in the USA:

Q: What did the ocean say to the sailboat?

Jalopnik is full of milllenial journos who hate the rich cause we all know being successful is bad. Diddums head over to drive tribe. 

Its never easy being on top. I've earned all of my money and if I have kids I'll make sure they live a comfortable life. Especially being born in a 3rd world country and being practically malnourished and extremely poor during my childhood. Hey, but who cares about that. I'm filthy rich and Im sure it was just handed…

Yes they would.

You know, now that I think about it. I’ve never seen Trump and Musk in the same room at the same time.

Oh god you are correct.