He seems like a real keeper! I don't have any readable tattoos, but I'm sure I can balance a magazine on my back. Please send him over when you're done with him.

WHILE I DOG PORK YOU

how many girls (or guys as well I guess?) have touched your penis (if any)

This guy (this is a screenshot of a message to me) needs to meet her. I bet they have loads in common.

I'm pretty sure it's all going into her MA thesis, "Men Who Do Not Bother to Read Profiles and Hit on Women Based Solely on Pictures: A Theoretical Approach."

"Ok, mom, you happy now? I tried that stupid online dating thing like you insisted and no one responded. I told you there are no good men out there. Gah!"

And it doesn't have anything to do with AKB48

You guys are getting paid by EA or SOMETHING with the crazy amount of coverage you give this game. I see 1 or 2 articles about it at least every day

I think it needs a guy with spiky hair and a giant sword battling an evil corporation and a clone infected with an alien parasite or something.

You don't have to wait tables to know that you don't go out if you can't afford to tip.

if you've never waited a table in your life, then you don't know wtf you're talking about. if you can't afford to tip, or if you refuse to tip, then you don't go to a sit down restaurant... PERIOD!

I think it should have more first person shooter elements. Also it should be set in a near-future grey and brown society. Instead of the ability to customize your character, they should have just made thousands of identical guns that must be unlocked through thousands of hours of tedious gameplay. I also really wish…

Oh yay, it's today's mandatory article about men being assholes in every form of media and women being victims in everything.

I'll take Houston over Dallas any day. At least Houston has a little culture, even if they stole it. All Dallas has is strip malls and parking lots.

Houston has a lesbian mayor, while in Dallas being to the left of Glenn Beck makes you a communist. Advantage Houston.

Imagine trying to explain to a drunk Finn that Houston has its own football team and not all Texans are Cowboys fans!

@KayDat: When you *physically hurt me because you slam your fucking seat into my fucking legs, usually repeatedly because you think it should go back*, then yes, it is YOU who are being the inconsiderate fucking asshole. My legs are a constant length. I can't fold my femur in half just because you want to fucking…

@38thsignal: I'm glad your extra 2 degrees of declination is worth the abject misery of anyone over 5'10" for the next six hours. You're a real testament to humanity.

@38thsignal: "tough words, from a tough man"