But I closed that program. I CLOSED IT!

Considering that the foreseeable future in space exploration will be almost entirely robotic, it makes sense.

When he inevitably gets busted with for weed or hookers or steroids, I have no doubt he’ll be able to artfully distract the narrative of his misdeeds and reframe it into a more positive outlook somehow.

probably his roommate who isn’t super jazzed about all the spilled drinks caused by spinning f-ing couch cushions

I'm dying laughing right now. Can you guys cover this in some sort of bonding agent or something (I don't know science), so I can hold this? I wanna hold this I love it so much. Bob Costas is a fucking maniac.

I’m not saying they’re the same person, but I’ve never seen that woman and Rajon Rondo in the same room at the same time.

thats a clothing donation bin for a local charity......its taking up half the stall so really the truck was just doing its best.

When he starts drinking 116 beers in one evening, then I’ll be impressed.

Oh, it feels good to laugh at Stuart Scott again.

Hey buddy, why don’t you make like Stuart Scott’s eye and look somewhere else?

Cool. But it’s a Play/Don’t Play. We don’t tell you whether or not to buy the games we review, because we have no way of knowing what a dollar is worth to you.

Well if you don’t take the route with Tesla superchargers...

shlubby bros get to bone hot chicks

Cold ones and weed in the back.

m113 in hilariously casual mode for reference.

Does Kevin Smith own a JNCO sweatshop in his basement?

Not anymore he doesn’t.

Sure:

He still made out better than most Koreans caught on the wrong side of an arbitrary line.

No, major league baseball does not abide by your local co-ed softball rules.