A GOPer is trying to keep the black man down while exercising his right to bear arms. What’s so fishy about that?

It’s a strange mix of quality and crap. Seems like no expense was spared on the motor but the suspension is mostly Chinese knock-off parts. The biggest problem with these hondas is that they’re trivially easy to steal. They don’t have immobilizers so you don’t need a special key to start them. I had a ‘97 civic with…

Man, your obliviousness to the irony of using Final Fantasy as a counterpoint here is just mindblowing.

There’s still plenty of BS at ESPN

Looks like a shuriken, must have been thrown by a Kawasaki Ninja.

Kenny runs to the board for “Kenny’s Pix” where he breaks down game video.

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

You asked this question in English, and not in Russian (or German), so I would say yes, they are good at their job.

I would love it if every company, every nonprofit, every government agency I interact with had a workforce with the work ethic, sense of mission and dare I say it, manners of our American military rank and file.

Hasn’t it essentially been established by now that, for what his job actually entails, Goodell is mostly doing a *good* job? Taking grenades for owners? Spewing empty, PR-motivated tough talk that placates advertisers? Isn’t that just about the whole gig?

You know, I have to say I really hate the Southerner bashing. I've met more than my fair share of loony tunes in Cali. After all San Fernando valley is the home of the porno industry. Just saying....

Oh my fuckin' god I love Which Wich. They wrap their sandwiches up so neat and tidy, which is very important to me. But the best thing of all may be that I just turn in the bag with the kind of sandwich I want so I don't have to make eye contact with a cashier as I request extra bacon and a criminal amount of pickles.

Hey hey HEY! We like beer and the odd hockey fight. We’re not drinking potato vodka and shooting planes out of the sky like SOME people!

I’m one them hockey fans that typically enjoys the lack of fighting in the playoffs.

the umps threw out the wrong dude.... Jonathan Schoop is fortunate he did not break an ankle or rupture Achilles tendon here...

That slide is filthy dirty and Jimenez did exactly what a pitcher should do. Make Sandoval not want to do that again.

Leave it to Ballmer to make it some tie in with MS Paint.

I think a baseball player’s home debut at bat (call up or trade) has got to be one of the coolest things in sports.

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Gotta say, I feel pretty safe in this judgement.