Leave it to Ballmer to make it some tie in with MS Paint.

I think a baseball player’s home debut at bat (call up or trade) has got to be one of the coolest things in sports.

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Gotta say, I feel pretty safe in this judgement.

"dis a baby diapah"- worth it just for the way he says it

The car does. It plays what it likes. You’ll have to listen either to German techno or to modem handshakes.

“She needs to give up that dream like yesterday.”

Beaten by Dre©

I love YouTube’s CC function (at work, so no sound):

Through a Stargate, evidently.

What about Ratatouille 2: The Legend of the Striped Shirt?

He also plays the drums.

This is the guy that represents my state best through a nationalized publication. I hate that he does such a solid job, not just in print but with his mannerisms.

"If there were ever the perfect use for the metaphor "killing an ant with a sledgehammer," the Pentagon's use of fast fighter jets and strategic bombers to fight guys with AK-47s and old Toyota pickup trucks would be it."

"I can't marry you, I'm already married! My husband's name is, um, Joe Smith! He's a baseball player! For the, errr, Los Angeles...Angels...of Anaheim!"

This is a radio host who lost a bet and had to eat a whole box at once last week. I actually haven’t watched the video, but I listened as he was doing it. He said the dog food and baby wipes combined to make it taste like an actual dirty diaper:

I genuinely think it’s better than Breaking Bad. In fact, if the finale next week is as spectacular as the rest of the season has been, don’t be surprised to see a Kotaku article titled “It’s Official: Better Call Saul Is Better Than Breaking Bad”!

He's probably bitter because he can't get out of the grays.

Does anyone know if this institution also avoid paying taxes like all other religious entities?

If so, damn. I got to start my own.

FSM, I humbly submit my notice to secede and you'll be seeing me soon.