Well, there's This Guy, could be a solution. Not sure about the pricing because I've never really thought about how much manual driving lessons would cost. Could be a great deal, I have nothing to compare it to! Honestly, I'd ask Reddit. /r/LosAngeles probably has a few people who would help out.

I was lucky enough to…

So Bucs games then.

don't forget Barkley, baseball and hockey

But what about my bag of cheese curls? I feel like the naming convention needs to be clarified

I'm assuming there is no charcuterie here because there's no competing with a plate of meat.

Cheese and Crackers at 8 is bullshit.

This isn't anything new. After Super Bowl XXV, Scott Norwood kept shaking his head and muttering "God hates FGs".

I think you and I part ways over what constitutes "weird as shit". This seems pretty straightforward: someone left a note on his car that told him he and his family should be raped by moose or something like that, and this is his response.

Holy shit, are you serious?

The lifted pinkie really classes it up.

I got robbed in Maui. It was actually by two white surfers that I had bought burritos and a pack of cigarettes for the day before, because they bought beer for me. I showed up to my hotel pretty banged up and one of the clerks asked me what happened, who was a pretty cool local. What I didn't know is that he was also…

Int. Colts locker room

Tough break for the Pats.

Must be some of that common core math that I hear so much about.

I have 3 friends that will laugh at that. Really don't need anymore

Are you from Kotaku?

Is this bait? This has to be bait.

Take the drivetrain out and put a sail on top, then this dickhead will have infinite MPGs.