So Bucs games then.

don't forget Barkley, baseball and hockey

But what about my bag of cheese curls? I feel like the naming convention needs to be clarified

I'm assuming there is no charcuterie here because there's no competing with a plate of meat.

Cheese and Crackers at 8 is bullshit.

This isn't anything new. After Super Bowl XXV, Scott Norwood kept shaking his head and muttering "God hates FGs".

Maybe the FBI uses that for their Hostage Rescue Team, but rest assured my broke-ass department does not have one of those, and if we did, it's probably in a drawer right now with the batteries removed and already in some cop's Xbox controller.

I think you and I part ways over what constitutes "weird as shit". This seems pretty straightforward: someone left a note on his car that told him he and his family should be raped by moose or something like that, and this is his response.

Dont touch a chromecast then.

Holy shit, are you serious?

The lifted pinkie really classes it up.

I'm pretty sure that even the most disgusting, purest junkfood out there, has something in it that contains DNA.

I've been an actor for 25 years and you are 100% correct.

The median income of SAG affiliated actors is $5,000 per annum. Because of this most actors have day jobs. I think you need to change your thought process a little.

I got robbed in Maui. It was actually by two white surfers that I had bought burritos and a pack of cigarettes for the day before, because they bought beer for me. I showed up to my hotel pretty banged up and one of the clerks asked me what happened, who was a pretty cool local. What I didn't know is that he was also…

Int. Colts locker room

Tough break for the Pats.

Must be some of that common core math that I hear so much about.