When you release your records to somebody they aren't necessarily covered by HIPAA at the end of the cycle...

That explains why I end up yelling about Pakistanis with Sanjay for an hour while stuck on the 101 when I tell my LaFerrari to call home.

Smoke them out win the traps. Don't forget to fill any drains with something that will kill them and plug those for about 24 hours. Incense worked very well for me. And it is pretty awesome to sit there and watch them die while laughing maniacally in a gas mask.

I had a massive infestation from a forgotten pineapple about 7 months back.

Good, he can go the fuck back to being a shill for the Palestinian and Syrian terrorists full-time and get fitted for a new kind of belt.

Not at all. This isn't a plate at a bris when they couldn't get the "good deli."

Truman must have been a huge fan...

Haha. Good point!

Eat a dick you little twat.

Well, I usually agree, but this was an egregious-ass incident.

Oh dear god. One of youuuu.

I was bitching about dropping a weight on my foot the other day and you're seemingly ok while worrying about your vagina falling off. Damn. Thank god for my penis. That does not sound like fun. All the best.

You can thank the Twilight Zone accident for that.

How in the world is that "just as cool" as taking 15,000 real life Soviet soldiers and having them live on-set for months, just to film a stupid movie that would be forgotten?!?! Do you have any fucking idea what it is like to shoot something like that?!?!

I guaranfuckingtee this shit happens less now than ever before. We just fucking see every bad thing in society on the Internet now.

And that's obviously Sleepy Uday Hussein on Deadspin...

Yo, Asshole.

I am with you. I thought this was just a new version of Cities XL. I get that this series was originally titled Cities in Motion.

LOL. Sometimes I forget I am on Deadspin until I get to the comments.

Sounds about right.