Not at all. This isn't a plate at a bris when they couldn't get the "good deli."

Truman must have been a huge fan...

Haha. Good point!

Eat a dick you little twat.

Well, I usually agree, but this was an egregious-ass incident.

Oh dear god. One of youuuu.

I was bitching about dropping a weight on my foot the other day and you're seemingly ok while worrying about your vagina falling off. Damn. Thank god for my penis. That does not sound like fun. All the best.

You can thank the Twilight Zone accident for that.

How in the world is that "just as cool" as taking 15,000 real life Soviet soldiers and having them live on-set for months, just to film a stupid movie that would be forgotten?!?! Do you have any fucking idea what it is like to shoot something like that?!?!

I guaranfuckingtee this shit happens less now than ever before. We just fucking see every bad thing in society on the Internet now.

I have been tazed and sprayed. I'll take tazings over spray any day.

And that's obviously Sleepy Uday Hussein on Deadspin...

Yo, Asshole.

I am with you. I thought this was just a new version of Cities XL. I get that this series was originally titled Cities in Motion.

LOL. Sometimes I forget I am on Deadspin until I get to the comments.

Sounds about right.

I suppose there is a little Adam in Eve.

Sums it up nicely.

Exactly. Basketball is the one sport in which this would really be logistically feasible to do; small teams, rich players, low overhead, no need for a ton of infrastructure and facilities. But yeah, all the arenas and venues are either owned by corporate entities or get all their revenue from corporate sponsors. Even…

This is where the NBA's tiny rosters, large revenues, and the oversized impact of individuals on games and marketing will combine to create a $50 million+ salary.