You can thank the Twilight Zone accident for that.

How in the world is that "just as cool" as taking 15,000 real life Soviet soldiers and having them live on-set for months, just to film a stupid movie that would be forgotten?!?! Do you have any fucking idea what it is like to shoot something like that?!?!

I guaranfuckingtee this shit happens less now than ever before. We just fucking see every bad thing in society on the Internet now.

And that's obviously Sleepy Uday Hussein on Deadspin...

Yo, Asshole.

I am with you. I thought this was just a new version of Cities XL. I get that this series was originally titled Cities in Motion.

LOL. Sometimes I forget I am on Deadspin until I get to the comments.

Sounds about right.

I suppose there is a little Adam in Eve.

Exactly. Basketball is the one sport in which this would really be logistically feasible to do; small teams, rich players, low overhead, no need for a ton of infrastructure and facilities. But yeah, all the arenas and venues are either owned by corporate entities or get all their revenue from corporate sponsors. Even…

This is where the NBA's tiny rosters, large revenues, and the oversized impact of individuals on games and marketing will combine to create a $50 million+ salary.

You think they just gradually added ringers until it became a de facto professional league?

WHAT ABOUT THE DRIVER SHOOTING THE FUCKING VIDEO?!

Why were you going over 100? Takes two to tango.

The Lexus is riding his ass! Both are dicks. As per usual.

If they beat Arizona they go into the USC game a Top-5 team in the nation. I think that qualifies as a title contender.

Yeah? How so?

That's my point. I think a better coach changes those two games' outcomes. We had a lot of talent. Dorrell was responsible for that loss to Arizona. If we hadn't lost that game we would have been undefeated going into the USC game and would have been a title contender. Though USC was definitely much better that year…

Vader would just force throw him into space while choking him to death as he flew away.

"I have the game, look at how cool I am, I signed a nearly unenforceable piece of paper! Look at me!"