If Tesla actually were to make the first real battery breakthrough in forever, they would be worth some pretty ridiculous money. I imagine that speculation is what drives that $75 Billion number we keep hearing. As with ALL energy tech in the history of the planet, I'll believe it when I see it. I still remember when…

This is something I happen to have wrote regarding Jerome Kersey yesterday about my experience with a clot. I guess it's more valid than I had thought:

Obama did it. Duh.

Adequate Man became Rich Woman so gradually we didn't even notice...

I used to work security at all the premieres and awards shows down here in LA and Eddie Murphy is worse than anyone could ever imagine. Most actors are pretty decent and though they may be a handful on-set, they don't just walk around acting like pompous spoiled assholes for shits and giggles.

Yeah, I'm ok with that.

Riley County is the alma mater of KSU/Packers great Jordy Nelson. Some people say he was better at basketball than football while in high school white.

That's A LOT of buildings. Anyone have a clue as to what percentage are actually in-use?

Luckily Ahmed found another use for his vest when Elaine "The Jackal" Benes ruled that he was in fact not bomb-worthy.

Every single article on the Internet is now about somebody being fired or vilified for saying some words.

Where's the rest of the article?

I always forget he admitted it in the finale. Granted, I always try to bash my head in with a hammer to forget it but as I said the GDP of Portugal is not in fact a direct result of Himmler enjoying the company of a young Portuguese hand model who alienated a nation of ants when they were having trouble building their…

This is the most New Yorker shit I've ever heard of.

Yeah, but the maintenance and parts are so expensive. I mean at least if your prostitute breaks down you can just go buy a new one and it won't be missed.

I hope Porsche is the name of their live-in prostitute, because otherwise it's not much cheaper.

I knew the rumors of the death of the white race were greatly exaggerated.

I chose the wrong motherfucking day to run out of weed.

joke

This was just written because it is a funny coinkydink.

I especially like the fact that he's blocking out the only black person with his arm. Centered in the frame, no less.