Luckily Ahmed found another use for his vest when Elaine "The Jackal" Benes ruled that he was in fact not bomb-worthy.

Every single article on the Internet is now about somebody being fired or vilified for saying some words.

Where's the rest of the article?

I always forget he admitted it in the finale. Granted, I always try to bash my head in with a hammer to forget it but as I said the GDP of Portugal is not in fact a direct result of Himmler enjoying the company of a young Portuguese hand model who alienated a nation of ants when they were having trouble building their…

This is the most New Yorker shit I've ever heard of.

Yeah, but the maintenance and parts are so expensive. I mean at least if your prostitute breaks down you can just go buy a new one and it won't be missed.

I hope Porsche is the name of their live-in prostitute, because otherwise it's not much cheaper.

I knew the rumors of the death of the white race were greatly exaggerated.

I chose the wrong motherfucking day to run out of weed.

joke

This was just written because it is a funny coinkydink.

I especially like the fact that he's blocking out the only black person with his arm. Centered in the frame, no less.

What are we missing? Only shows your posts.

Let's not jump to conclusions, Mat.

If someone punches you, you can punch them back.

The craziest hard-core Jews may not let women drive these buses (ambulances).

I would rather hit that while skeletonining than Lugeing.

You understand that DARPA is doing this for defensive purposes, yeah? It's all just proof of concept to show that something can be done and develop ways to protect against it. The gumment has easier ways to kill people.

He's fast! Damn. Put this dude and the other dude together in a couple years at BYU and they might get some shit done. You can teach a lot of football, but you can't teach fast, strong, and massive. Shiiiit.

Say what you will, but the Men's 100M is the best 10 seconds in sports. And it will always be the best single event.