I’m $ure they do.

Please, no meat-touching, ma’am.

That is so Kafkaesque.

I still hold up “Plan 9 From Mission Hill” as my favorite episode of animated television ever.

Maybe because I’m also a nebbish gay dude with grand creative dreams, but Wally’s total acceptance of how his life shook out, the happiness he built for himself and his partner even at the expense of his own goals, in the…

The Guger Geiger episode is pretty great as well. 

That’s one cool baby.

If you roll the same number three times in a row you automatically get eaten by a sand worm because you walked with a rhythm. 

Tupac.  Kurt.  The Meter Room.

“You can keep looking, Kotaku, and please let me know if you find anything,” he said in the video, setting off a chain of subsequent discoveries and accusations of dozens more instances of apparent plagiarism. Miucin has since removed the video from his YouTube channel.

My wife and I have an abiding belief that every person on the planet should be made to work at least one year in the service industry, be that retail, food service, customer support, or what have you.

The idea behind this belief is that while having walked a mile in the company shirt won’t stop everyone from shitting…

The fact is that most people don’t want to invite drama into their personal lives so lets stop assuming his marriage isn’t strong enough to survive the gossip. Why subject your significant other to the abuse or harassment? Also can you guarantee that the gossip would stay online? We all know that there are those who…

Miucin: “You can keep looking, Kotaku, and please let me know if you find anything”

Brought their girlfriends to a bachelor party?  Wow.

OH MY GOD

Sorry Khaled but this franchise’s star goes down on her woman #lore

Proof that Canadians put a premium on politeness: They felt so bad after winning more games than anyone else in the East that they immediately got rid of their head coach and best player. Such a nice group of people!

You are so wrong. This is a lovely illustration style - it’s more children’s book illustration than actual children’s drawing. People will want to buy this because it’s visually appealing in a specific way. They’re cute simplified caricatures. 

Those few of us who watched the animated Clerks series would know this.

Sure. Those are the days where they can spend even more time demanding their streamer slave entertains them.