And this is how you lose your shit. I’m dad and since it’s my money, this is now my account. Which I will cancel after taking your shit. Also thanks for agreeing to paint the house. And our neighbors. You’re also grounded for a...Wait for it. Fortnight. Dad wins.

You ate that sandwich, I think it’s clear that you fear nothing.

I really like the chipotle one.

I’ve got my own Boomer at home. Much worse in a firefight unless you need someone licked to death.

I’ve not been to McDonald’s in years, but I won’t lie, I’ve got a lot of nice childhood memories of that place. My parents weren’t poor by any means, but they were very cost conscious. They were the parents who packed a cooler of sandwiches so we wouldn’t have to stop anywhere during a long drive.

“Adam Rippon’s body is like that of some sort of atomic-powered sex cheetah, and mine is like a potato-powered sex sloth, clearly different people”

“If he ever does want to do a figure skating game, I totally call dibs on making it,” he said.

Oh look, the first Final Fantasy that I can guarantee that I’ll actually finish.

Briggs speculates that many might have a similar origin.

Yeah there is.

Relatedly, this also happened.

Some of us are trying to nail Catherine the Great... or should I say, Catherine the So-So!

Hey, get off my dinghy!

Patrick Rothfuss’ fantasy trilogy

Texting isn’t that universal it’s just the software is baked into the operating systems. The app is free and pretty much universal on modern phones so it’s free for all intents and purposes.

That shotgun granny is pretty dope

The pitfall that all TF2 female art seems to fall into is that it always tries to make them at least passably attractive.

Don’t Call Me (Sean) White

Uh, if you hold the cotton and supply a protein that sounds okay?

The Tree of Life was unbearable to sit through. Are we still pretending like we liked it?