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My hometown!

He was smart enough to fake incompetance infront of the cops in 1983, are they sure he isnt faking it now?

Super Bowl 42. But i am tempted to choose the 2001 Stanley Cup Finals. I could go back and have the Devils win the Cup at home in game 6. In reality they lost 6 and 7 and now I get to see them trot out the Ray Bourque footage every spring and every time i see it i want to invent time travel so i can go back and…

Yes, it was humorous how the Sharks pretended that this was finally the year they didn’t choke it away, but in reality they are just choking it away on a grander stage.

There isnt one article on that page that i am interested in clicking on.

Xander Bogaerts might be better.

They are disease resistant (for now).

I dont even know what to do with “fart canned rice burner"

I don’t think one person on TB wanted the puck in that 3rd period. It was just quick bad passes all over the place.

No dude, I said I dislike them enough that I will turn the TV off so I don’t have to see them succeed. I am not hate watching them and crying.

I like your user name.

It’s more like I really dislike the Penguins so I’m not even going to watch the game, than I’m gonna watch and cry. But if you are dying for some of my bodily fluids...

I don’t even care about the blod clot, Steven Stamkos is a ghost in the playoffs.

Ehh sure.

I’d rather be shot out of a cannon into a brick wall than see the Penguins win a face-off, let alone score a goal, let alone win a game, or God almighty forbid they win the Stanley Cup. Go Sharks.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Ok, now what do i do if i have three young mischevious kids?

4 games and their 1st and 4th round draft picks.

Question: Do Cubs fans still brag about stealing Jason Heyward away from the Cardinals, even though he’s hitting .216?