ohh that first kid! such a head start. his dad probably never forgave him.

revenge of the nerds?

LOL @ ‘dirty bastard’

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If you just apply the soap directly to your body, like psycho Nick tells you to, there is no time for you to wash yourself before the soap gets rinsed away. Unless you are blowing through entire bottles in a week. In addition, your skin is not the proper texture to get a full lather like you see with a loofa or poof.

Agreed. I haven’t been stung by a bee in 21 years. But I’ve been bitten by a mosquito 21 times per year since then.

That is hideous.

Let me take a swing at this. You are of course referencing how Simmons had the audacity to suggest ESPN stole his idea about the FA plans of Kevin Durant, when even a half fan would have thought of it ages ago.

I have never had something in my entertainment/popculture life do a complete 180 (or is it 360) like I did with Bill Simmons.

This list is missing: hot dogs

Hushpuppies.

I could care less about Tim Duncan, but is that Andre the Giant in the background??

Whenever I get married, I am coming into the reception like this:

Greg Gumble? Really?!

One or more of these are true:

Just say “internet Red Sox fans” when you float this dumb idea.

Same thing with the idea that Red Sox fans preferred losing.

Chuck Persons

Half of me wants to call Harper a young punk, but the other half of me really really really hates MLB umpires.

I didnt mean Kulpa was the worst, i meant MLB umpires in general.