Other ways baseball wss meant to be played:

I’ll agree with 1-3, but 4 is a non starter.

It’s Cat Stevens’ voice.

How often do you have to say blue pants 3 times fast?

That looks like a water faucet.

RummiKub nearly started fights in my family — on Christmas Eve.

I did not inspect my shovels before hand. It added a needless extra level of stress as I went about trying to move metric tons of snow with absolutely no confidence in my tools.

Liar.

“We are the National League and since we perpetually live in 1885 and we love the idea of the pitcher coming up with 2 outs and runners on second and third so he can meekly swing at strike 3 in the dirt, we are never going to have the DH because: purity.”

I watch other teams with RBs that hit the hole and run in space and generally just look like real RBs...and then I see Lagarette Blount and Steven Jackson run like they are in thigh high water with cement shoes and it makes me sad.

But no evidence.

He did

What size tin foil hat do you wear?

I see how fans like how he is the underdog. And how they know Vince hates him so they cheer to piss him off. But i just dont see it. I dont think he’s that good of a wrestler.

Wait wait wait, just answer me this? Does jet fuel melt steel beams?

When you let the internet do your thinking for you, you sound silly. Don’t you think?

Don’t be an adult that wears an NBA jersey.

I hate to be a wang...but if you watch the fans behind the Celtics bench during that Celtics Pistons game, fans get up and start leaving as soon as they give the Pistons possession of the ball. Serves those bozos right, they missed Bird stealing the ball.

From what I read about acute ulcerative colitis, he probably didn’t take the surgery well and ended up with pneumonia. The arthritis probably just made everything else worse?