Haha, I wondered the same thing. I prefer the version where he just milled around someone’s near empty house until the mom noticed him.

Garrett: 3 points for a 30 yard field goal, 4 for a 40, 5 for 50+ and no negative points. Not rocket science.

That is in the Top 10 Greatest Moments in NFL History. #blessed

They are the only two with a chance. And that’s if the voters aren’t feeling particularly grumpy and/or crusty on voting day.

Then it’s on to the Dickinson College Dicks.

There's nothing real in the world any more! This one will be relived forever!

What if i just eat a lot of string cheese?

I have Larry Donnell, Matt Forte, Keenan Allen and Brandon Marshall on my fantasy team.

When Brady throws for 300 yards against Denver later this month, remember all those Rodgers is the best QB in the league boasts.

IMO, it would have taken a really, really good throw to nail Hosmer. Like pin point. Otherwise I think he has the throw beat.

you better fall back, i called it.

Patriots led that game 7-0 before it even started.

One way or the other, the future Mrs. Ex-Staley is coming home to me.

Ehhh, I took about a 15 year break from eating Candy Corn. I tried it out of the kid’s bag last year....not that bad. It’s super chewy and takes like sugar, what do you want — a blow job too?

i love her

I like to slow down when there is a car crash on the side of the road?

He hit a grand slam in the first inning of game 6 of the ALCS that year. Did they win the World Series on that hit?

I’d also somewhat argue that Duquette did what he did on his own. Epstein had a lot more money at his disposal and was probably a puppet for the owners.

Duquette traded Carl Pavano and Tony Armas Jr for Pedro Martinez.

I never saw Epstein as the savior. That 2004 was ALL Dan Duquette.