How much free time do these people have in a day to come up with these?

Paul Pierce?

I'm still angry.

I agree. I mean if he just called the game I’d like his voice and his enthusiasm for the game.

With that title, It's like you knew I was going to come back from lunch and not feel like getting right back to work.

Toews is the best player in the league and the most clutch, it's his.

Yeah, I do enjoy how if this were a case against some guy in Toledo, OH or a team in Canadian minor league hockey, the internets would be appalled.

Well....according to the Wells Report they can't hang that banner.

Is that Comic Sans?

The Steelers are my least favorite team in all of sports. Their fans were so butt hurt over losing to the Chargers at home the year before, if Aaron Bailey caught that ball, it would have destroyed them and I would still be cackling like a maniac to this day and forever after.

They should start working on a banner that says something like

Wear flip flops.

Hey, if you want to eat healthy and not die it’s going to cost you!

1945, 2015

I read somewhere that no one refrigerates them in Europe.

Same.

Soaked in ketchup, poor man's caviar!

My friend and I reminisce about the 2007 regular season all the time. We don't speak of the playoffs.

I hear this about eggs as well. I just can't shake the skeevy feeling that would accompany it.

If my back touches the seat cover I feel gross. Worse if the shirt is off.