If you don't give a flying crap about football, why is football here your avenue for classifying cheating and integrity?

The Patriots game plan all along was the run the ball all over the Colts and that's what they did. Brady had a below average game, passing yardage wise. He actually under threw guys on what were probably the two longest passing plays. They were going to kill them regardless.

When you put on your tin foil hat, do you find it makes it harder for the Government to read your thoughts?

I think the point of the article is that it's silly to hold football, a game where guys dress up in spandex and throw around a ball made of dead cow parts, the iron hammer of "ACCOUNTABILITY and FAIRNESS and JUSTICE and PROCESSES."

Pork Rinds...to be honest, when I was younger pork rinds were the go to joke as the un-healthiest food possible, to the point that I actually believed they were fake. Like a snipe hunt. When I actually saw them, I couldn't believe they were real.

Can we get an early gambling line on the Patriots Colts game next year? I'd like to pre-emptively bet my mortgage payment on the Patriots and the over.

It was the first thing I noticed.

Jimmy Garoppolo!

You're just mad it's not you.

Dude, when you were young and you didn't know about the Patriots or Bill Belichick, did you ever think you'd be on a message board using CAPITAL letters because you were angry that a team (allegedly) used an underinflated ball?

Dude have you even tried raspberry jelly?

Lots of LOLs

Kinky.

im a Devils fan, but even i think he lays the grandfatherly charm on a little too thick.

And greasy. And too hard. And fat.

In my neck of the woods, Salt and Pepper Chips came out of nowhere and took the land by storm. It's like we saw it for the first time but knew it all along.

It would take all the brackets.

That's the point.

Do you even Herr's Salt and Vinegar Chips, bro?

I'm baptized Presbyterian (religious/not religious), but it's pretty much just my regular name.