Are they good enough to get them past St. Louis or Pittsburgh? Or past Atlanta or SF/LA and into a Wild Card spot?

And...who are their other pitchers?

I think he means the balance between how good a cup of it tastes, versus how annoying handling grounds can be.

They get everywhere.

I could win all the lotteries and I would still never become that much of a rich douche that eats lobster and mac n cheese.

That's the type I mean.

If you are reading and you run a fake Twitter account, I know you're a loser, you know you're a loser, everyone knows you're a loser. Get a life.

I'm guessing it was to make light of the fact that Scifres flipped through the air like he stepped on a land mine and then they carted him off like he was high-lowed by Ed 'Too Tall' Jones and Dick 'Night Train' Lane simultaneously.

I just don't want to draft Toby Gerhart ever again.

I'm pretty close. Is it as good as you say?

the Emmitt Smith part is genius.

cant generate clickbait without a sensational headline.

Yeah, I find it very frustrating to think that his injury in game 6 had any effect on game 7.

Hah, I remember people calling it Tonic in Massachusetts as well, but no one else would ever corroborate.

When I moved from Western PA, to Massachusetts in 1985, I called sweet carbonated beverages 'pop' and the kids never stopped making fun of me for it.

Let's just not pretend that College Basketball is good or watchable at this point. It hasn't been for several years (decades).

So, if the owner was racist and felt that was a racist term, why would he name his team that? I hate terrorists, so I would never name my team the Terrorists.

I started out life as a Raiders fan, because my dad was a Raiders fan. When I was five we moved to Massachusetts and along the way, the Patriots were my second team. As I moved along, I really got tired of the stupid Raiders games. When I was 12 and they drafted Drew Bledsoe, he did an interview wearing a Red Sox…

All the LOLs

Also, that guy has absolutely no idea who Warren Sapp is.