I'd also like to deride the kissing/losing virginity question. I don't think that question would have ever crossed my mind if I lived to be 100 million billion years old. How do these things cross people's minds?

I am an obsessive take-the-headphones-out-to-fart guy. I think my office mates are on to me though. They know exactly what I am doing, don't they??

I live on the east coast and the only people I ever see adulate him are Red Sox fans and Boston media. Not sure what else to expect from them.

Who exactly is he beloved by? The Red Sox fans and writers? Of course he would be by them. But everyone else hates him, including you, so I'm somewhat confused.

ONLY DAVID ORTIZ got the head of the MLBPA to come out and defend him and say that he wasn't sure what he tested positive for, and that positive test could have been for any number of things, including things other than PEDs.

Seriously, who is Jay Williams??

The internet can just call it a day now.

The Wendy's Old Fashioned # 1 beats either.

If you want to taste a (fast food) burger get a Whopper.

bozo.

I've actually wanted to share this view as well in the past. I wouldn't be offended if you replaced 'senile' with 'alzheimers' either.

this...sounds familiar.

wait til you have one.

No idea what this means, but stifling my laughter is causing me looks from co-workers.

There were a few spots where the video stopped but audio continued. I'd say the less than 5 interruptions throughout was pretty acceptable.

jesus.

If you loved the ending to World War 2, you'll love today's fixture.

USA! USA! USA!

Almond M&Ms are like God's gift to all his children.

My Worx weed whacker lasted about 6 uses.