Because, Eli.

Funny but I assumed it was paper his kid had scribbled on?

offsides?!

I don't think Bonds feels humiliated. He's an odd sort. Be nice if he did though.

I don't think Bonds feels humiliated. He's an odd sort. Be nice if he did though.

You compared him to Curtis Enis. Wow you guys are cold.

Dominican David Ortiz, Part Indian Ellsbury, Aruban Boegarts, Morales, Tazawa, Uehara, Quintin Berry...

Lame. I think we've come full circle and the whole 'Redsox/Cardinals fan bases are insufferable' cause is now insufferable in it's own right.

Our cat is named Sophia..

I'd consider Dorothy for a girl, not sure how she would like it. I like Dory as a nickname.

well played.

Haha, poor Torii Hunter I can't stop laughing at your legs. Probably forever.

you hate kittens too, right?

Really, which PED was he found guilty of using?

I still can't believe this guy beat the Patriots in the Super Bowl, twice! Any review of Brady and Belichick's resume has to start with this.

The Red Sox will sweep you.

Far and away my favorites are the stunned seething silences.

We work hard, we play hard.

I also love the Patriots and vote straight Republican. What does that do for you?

I like Colin Cowherd, there I said it.