No thoughts at all …

Uhyuhyuh… yagotanygum?

I'll bet the "Board" is spelled B-O-R-E-D.

Yes, Mr. Names-of-2016, everything stinks…

Gimme "Ape Tit" for $200.

"My mother uses a walker."

I'll take "Whore Semen" for $400.

We don’t know when Trial By Jury will hit NBC

I like the video for this song, with various people on the street listening to the song and giving their opinions on it.

I was saying bamboo-urns…

Glad I'm not the only one who read that as Rider Strong at first.

I'm waiting for River Dance.

But… James Urbaniak with pantyhose on his head…

http://snltranscripts.jt.or…

[drops Honey BBQ Sauce on shirt]

Eddie. Please.

Let it Go

Still have to watch Opera, but I love Duck Soup.

[blithely whacks Dik with club]

"NO."