-Alcopheliac and the entirety of the A.V. Club

I trust you're working on an obit for Obits?

"We were young and we were a garage band not trying to get a deal. We had a gig that night and needed a name. It's the best we came up with, and for some reason it stuck. If I had had five more minutes, I definitely would have picked a better name." — John Rzeznik

Album artist: Darious Artists

"Janie's Got a Gun… and You'll Pry It from Her Cold Dead Hands"

NOMAH!

No, @avclub-85af7dbb0532ca29713840ae3711fa89:disqus. Stay. Finish your sandwich.

And co-written by Frank Oz!

And Gene Hackman!

And now you know… the Rest of the Story!

I also will accept Telly Monster's version, about his love for triangles.

[depressed slide whistle]

Two men trapped in a glass case of emotion.

Overslept and missed my first class today. Feeling a little better now, though, than the franticness I experienced waking up and realizing I missed my ride.

No one who speaks in dirty nursery rhymes could be an evil man!

“former finance.”

Ah. Won't make it, but I'm from Chatham area.

Not sure if I'd be able to make it anyway. Where are you gonna be, perchance?

It's like O&A playing the Silent Game with Joe Piscopo.

On his head?