Whoever avoids these types of comment threads is The Luckiest.

Is this about his wacky antics at Jonestown?

…and Hulk gloves…

Great Job, O'Neal.

Keep an eye on him.

What about Jon Glaser as A-Hole Ronald?

Last two words of the thought process should be one word, if we've learned anything from Derrick Comedy.

You got Something Against them?

Motorway to Cooperstown

I want you to watch my thing.

Don't give me those comb-hither looks!

I'd lather the next new movie be anything but this.

I won't pony up for this tale.

[grabs @avclub-34a0cc9e710ab7fc376d918356d4a6e5:disqus, adjusts tie, shuts pod door]

"Forever Afternoon (Twee-sday?)"

Their farewell song to their former guitarist: We wuv you, (Chris) Walla Walla, Washington…

Will there be a guest appearance from Lisa Stanley?

My naivete was bad and I should feel bad.

Maybe it was a hired moon?

In Space [Annoyed Grunt] One Can Hear You Scream