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Yeah, rough stuff.

Pardon my rudeness, welcome to the AV Club.

hook ain't an appendage, unless you're a pirate

Oh, and get a damn avatar, ya lazy millennial!

Nostalgia is a cruel, callous mistress.

I got an old freezer in the basement, prolly still works.

*closes eyes, counts on fingers*

You got paid?! I did that shit for half a credit!

I wasn't gonna be the one to say it.

You get offa my lawn before I break my foot off in yo' ass!

Well then, shut your pie hole, you weren't there, sonny boy!

Maybe we should have left you in the coma.

Make America Slave Again!

Oh drat, I got a berenstain on my new slacks!

Papa Bear don't care, Papa Bear is rich.

Michael Bay would make the fuck out of this movie.

Thanks for the support, Grandpa.

Yet more proof that the NY Post is total and utter garbage news.

Who knew the muthafucka could breakdance…