*impulsively buys stock in Champion & Everlast*

As a nickname, sure. Proper name? C'monnnnn

Keep reading, it gets more and more sex…less?

Kinda rainy, wet.

What about our adult sex fantasies?

Surprise me, you magnificent bastard.

Yeah, that's how I interprolated it.

Not sure if you want an honest answer here.

Annie's Boobs was #1 on the call list for that animal hospital show.

I don't think it needs much elaboration. Pretty straightforward.

Makes sense, considering the group of disheveled nerds gathering around this article like so many hobos gathering around a trash can fire during winter.

She's pretty young, we TRY not to sexualize her.

"credit card my butt cheeks with her nose"

Call the Thought Police!

Check out DeNiro over here.

Yeah…Yeahhh!

*insane Gene Krupa drum roll*

*whacks Dirtbike on the ass with violin*

I like to joke that me and the ex went through "Unconscious Uncoupling" as in she left while I was fast asleep on the couch.

But then they wouldn't be able to feed their ego's. No one will call you a genius if you keep all your inventions a fuckin' secret, egg heads!