Tarzan seemed like good dumb fun.

Ya, it sucked big ol' floppy donkey dong.

"Feed 'em more beans!"

On top of bad acting, crap dialogue, and just lazy lazy lazy storytelling. I made it halfway through and ditched it.

A while back we were seeing something forgettable and the projector fucked up. We all sat there for like, 10 minutes til someone went out to the lobby and flagged down a dirty teen to fix it.

Think they replaced all the projectionists with robots a while ago. Should be able to hack 'em with your phone.

Raptors with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!

Even that new ID? Mein gott, you have a high tolerance for pain.

Uh…hmm…uh, yeah…um, you see…ah!

A leg to the Red Cross, an arm to United Way

One day I too will make mediocre big-budget movies and show ALL of you!

True, true. Bad decisions were made, especially regarding Terminator. Whoo-boy. But maybe they shouldn't have been made in the first place, maybe those stories were all tapped out. Eh, who knows.

Premature ejaculators, the lot of 'em!

This, this is true.

Not the worst, just…many of them are not good at letting go, from my experience. I mean, I get it, we all want to relive our youth to some degree, but the old "if you love something, set it free" seems to have been lost on so many of them.

To me, it is yet another example of "the boomer who wouldn't let go"

Oh, I'd wager good shekels they're making an Ewok movie.

How deep? None more deep.

Maybe I'll do a Li'l Ronny Howard double bill this weekend.

"Too much full frontal nudity. Err, full frontal space nudity."