Film-making by committee at it's best, folks!

I'm thinking cheap white wine is mainly responsible.

I mean, not this week, but…

*looks around, nervously*

What, why no Eggos?

That is one ugly baby.

Ex-nay on the cdonalds-may!

With beautiful, boundary ignoring vistas!

Maybe Bill Cosby will buy it and seal it away in his vault.

Judging by the national average, it should just be called "Bachelor in Paradise"

Oh-hooo, get 'em!

"People loved that Avatar movie. Lets make 10 more Avatar movies."

Is that off the coast of King's Landing? Sounds nice.

The wind in Paradise is brutal!

It is always nice to get a quasi-personalized letter from my old friend HBO.

Then god help us all.

One end of the spectrum to the other! Nice!

"Watch Season 7: New & Improved! No Dorne and 10x More Incest!"

Mein gott. As much as people bitch & whine about millennials, kinda looking forward to a changing of the guard.

*Almodovar nods, smiles*