I hear tell they are liquidating Seeso's assets as we speak.

I turned it off after the 10,000th exclamation of "LASSIE!!"

OK, that Klingon looks pretty fuckin' cool.

Huh. Odd. I haven't had one in years, so…

Ah. I don't know what those are and I don't care to.

I was about to say the same thing.

Blasphemy! Shame on thee!

'cept other hippies

These…these are prime grade-A jukebox songs.

You said something similar last week and then you stabbed me with a mechanical pencil!

Ehhh, they didn't do it for me.

Oh, that'd be a fun spoof! "Try Hard" and it's about a dumb cop who keeps trying to get himself into Die Hard type scenarios but keeps fucking it up.

Is system of a down power metal? Cause ya got some polka/funk mixed in there. And screaming, lots of screaming.

Too wordy. Try harder.

Disingenuous, shame!

Feelin' that sweet sophomore slump, bab-ayyy

Figured you'd be passionate 'bout cookies.

Damn moms, always ruin everything!

We need more songs on the radio about smoking crystal meth.

The AV Club in a nutshell.