“the latest forecast from Gartner predicts that EVs will actually be cheaper to make than gas-powered cars by 2027"

“new cars continue to get more expensive”

“Everyone is underwater”

Don’t worry - you can continue to be terrified of anything and everything - you just can’t own illegal equipment.  Ask mommy to explain this to you.

“Someone ready to drop $50k on a car doesn’t want to deal with an individual.”

“we basically bought the car 4 times over,”

That many riders are apparently still unaware of.  I’m sure you’ve noticed that we can’t all be geniuses, but that’s your cross to bear.

I convinced a co-worker of this by suggesting he take his hands off the handlebar of his bicycle, then ride with both index fingers touching the backs of the (drop) handlebars. Make a few shallow turns and note the pressure on your index fingers - if you’ve turned to the right, you can notice the pressure on the left…

The nearby cops were clownish weasels, but I’d like to commend the judge for setting the bail at $4,000,000

Maybe ‘cause they’re motorcycle dealerships?

‘I’m so jealous I can’t even spell his name!”

A legal expert who can read minds too?  I’m impressed!

If the author of this ridiculous article drives anything nicer than a 10-year old Honda Civic, then he sounds like a hypocrite.

This could have been avoided if they’d only rented to customers with a Musk tattoo.

Can  we count on you to identify kindergarten-level mistakes?

No mention of the car wash/meth money-laundering opportunities?

Hilarious!  “Waiting for your car to be charged isn’t a problem!  Just spend a half hour in the restroom and peruse every trinket that’s for sale in the nearby convenience store!  Still not charged enough to be useful?  Try hiking around the local area - a free fitness opportunity!”

Did you mommy replace “Boogie Man” with “car dealer” to scare you when you were little? Maybe you could get yourself a support animal to keep you safe when you shop for a car.

Be sure to insist that mommy leave your night light on - conspiracists are everywhere, and they never sleep!

I’m a boomer (born in ‘46) with a Corvette (C7 zo6), but recently I stopped at a Taco Bell and a guy said he pointed me out to his small kids when he saw me remove my helmet.  He was a motocrosser and his oldest daughter already had her first moto, and he told his kids “See!  You can still ride even when you’re…