elen’s mom was a speech therapist and her dad an insurance salesman so i dont think she was ever really poor in any real sense. i mean, they probably didn’t have a scrooge mcduck money pool, but also that couple would be making many times your average american income.

see the dot everyone is not connecting here is that elen and dubya are actually on the same side, and have been for a long time.

at this point you really should expect this sort of thing from tesla.

the problem is that they’re 100% putting the belt on brock, who will proceed to fuck off, meaning that WWE is essentially using this massive opportunity to tell their viewers that their current product sucks, their current performers are bad, and you should only watch it the few times a year when the cool part timer…

so am i the first one to point out that nancy pelosi looks uncannily like one of the aliens from they live, and if so, how am i the first one to notice this?

yeah its more the fault of chuck palahniuk being a complete fuckin hack honestly.

so because your boss fucks you, you think everyone’s boss should fuck them, too?

Seeing all these minstrelcore mumble “rappers” eat shit has been such a cathartic experience for me.

the NCAA can eat my ass

what’s wrong with him is obvious, he’s spent the past 9 years getting constantly lit up with some of the most heinous fouls i’ve ever seen and can’t even draw a flag for his trouble. dudes are basically encouraged to decapitate him on the field, so they do.

this is a horrible crime, but goddamn how bad does it make mike mayock look seeing him get outsmarted by a dude dumb enough to apparently admit to sexual assault (at least) via e-mail?

throwing your money into a flaming sewage pond would probably be a better use than buying an old (but not old enough to be really valuable) italian exotic.

you are responsible, as a taxpayer.

wonder if there are still any dipshits who think trash ass josh allen is still better than lamar?

lmao no they’re heading to an eventual breakup because Musk is an erratic, egotistical dickhead and is already shifting towards Chinese production.

god is dead.

so like, as entertaining as this whole saga has been for me, i also legitimately hope AB is alright and isn’t suffering from some sort of mental problem. i hope the dude is just an asshole and not a man who’s having a breakdown in front of our eyes.

this technology could legitimately revolutionize transportation but HURR NOT RACECAR WHERE ROLLCAGE CAR SUCKS ALL CAR NOT RACECAR IS BADCAR. I AM SMART INTERNET COMMENTATOR.

it’s because Tesla has licensed superior battery technology from Panasonic.

ive heard enough about the benefits of top tier gas from enough trusted sources that it’s all i buy now. especially since my car is a newer DI model which is prone to carbon build up on the intake valves.