That dessert-eating phenom’s going to go places.

That guy was actually his step dad. The kid hadn’t really taken a liking to his new step dad and usually only talked to him in passive aggressive remarks. Step dad thought that a trip to the ball game would change all of that. Kids love sports! But when he got there the kid wasn’t impressed and after every play would…

Damn, this is an egregious error. Really made me Grimace.

but the ol’ gunslinger Brett Favre has huge hands

Look. His hands are small. He knows. But, come on. They’re not yours, they are his own.

Man, must be something in the water.

Just let him know that it’s going tibia okay.

So, it looks like we’ve finally discovered what it takes to get the police to prosecute someone for accidentally shooting a black man.

Well, at least it’s not the worst thing to fall out of a Bengal’s pickup truck.

only 6 people in the theater?! i really thought at the very least there’d be be 8

Guess the kid just didn’t have it in him.

To be fair, you can’t hurry Love. No, you just have to wait.

“Yeah, see, here’s your problem: these teams fucking suck.”

I can’t really blame him, as I also got tired of coming in Stockings after my teenage years.

I am looking to hire cooks and waitstaff for my newest restaurant - Punchie’s This Is How We Serve It.

He thinks he’s setting a good example and being a good role model but the greatest Yankee of them all was Mickey Mantle, and The Mick never would have gone to rehab.

I’m sure the New York media will react to this decision by Sabathia with all the respect and tact they can muster.

The Reuben one reminded me of a story Terry Pratchett told. He said that one jet-lagged evening he accidently asked for Three Mile Island dressing for his salad. The waitress didn’t say a word, just brought him Thousand Island dressing and a bottle of hot sauce.