I remember The John Larroquette Show. His character had an old carnival sign in his office that read, "THIS IS A DARK RIDE."

Please just stop using and discussing this stupid fucking word.

I'm not sure I understand this reply, but I'm sure I agree with it.

These games. I hated every single god damn thing about them . . . except the actual gameplay mechanics, which compelled me to put up with every other god damn thing about them four god damn times.

We were drinkin' all the ways to down. . . .

The smell. Just . . . the smell.

I worked at McDonald's for a while when I was in high school.

That yearbook copy made me laugh more than this show ever did. That is . . . riveting stuff.

The world just keeps inventing reasons for me to never leave the house.

Nothing.

Cool. I'll be sure to give it a listen. I want to say I heard something from Volcano Choir the other day that I liked (it was the first I'd heard of them), but now I can't remember what it was.

I like this guy a lot better when he's singing in his "natural" voice (on "Blood Bank," for example) than when he's doing the falsetto(ish) thing that seems to be his primary mode.

Jurassic Park worked because it evoked a sense of wonder and awe, while all of the sequels have settled for spectacle.

YouTube confirms that this is the movie I was thinking of, and here is the exact moment where I realized I was going to see some things I hadn't expected:

I mean, was that before or after people started exploding and shit? I think I saw this at the cheap on-campus theater when I was a kid, and I remember coming out thinking, "Well, I guess that was enough of that."

I just like how you apparently stopped swearing after you had kids.

Google comes through again:

I remember watching (and I think enjoying) The Tracey Ullman Show, but the only bit that has really stuck with me is this one:

Quiet now, the internet is talking.

No.