Sure, the WRX running gear would be nice, but I’d honestly settle for just the engine from the BRZ. Those extra 52 horses would really wake up the Crosstrek enough in my opinion. A traditional automatic would be a nice touch too for those who can’t do a manual.

Crosstrek XT, with the base WRX engine, please.

If you want info you go to Autoblog, if you want snark you come to Jalopnik.

Why would I want actual information about an upcoming vehicle I might be interested in when I can have all of this snark!

It is all new compared to the last XV/Crosstrek. Rides on the new Impreza base which is a big improvement over the older car.

This is completely true.

Make all the jokes you want, it is a great vehicle and it sells like hotcakes.

VW made the Alltrack in response to the Crosstrek even though the Alltrack is more like the Outback, but they say it more competes with the Crosstrek.

The Crosstrek + WRX and/or STI running gear would be a hilarious trollmobile and I want them to make it so badly.

Climbing and deep physics-based gameplay have changed the idea of how far an open-world game can go basically forever.

1st: I checked out the Cruze hatchback as a contender for my next car. I crossed it off the list. It’s nice enough looking outside, but the hatch opening is small with a significantly raised lip at the bottom. Outward visibility wasn’t very good either, especially with the angle of the windshield making it feel like…

The real test for the Cruze will be longevity. The thing about a Corolla or a Civic is, odds are I can buy one and still be driving it 10 years later only putting normal maintenance into it. After 15 years, it might start having issues here and there. Chevy has to build that reputation after decades of.... well....…

Ohh, also, illuminated logos.

Anything from Pep Boys, really. But specifically, the stick-on chrome trim. People usually just stick it around their door edges, but I’ve seen it around the hood and wheelwells too.

K&N stickers or any other CAI stickers, or anyone who brags about CAI.

A fake sunroof. Not joking, it’s a thing.

Any badge in the wrong car for that matter, like this “Maserati Accord”

Jk.

It’s no EM-50 Urban Assault Vehicle, but it’ll do.