There’s no fucking way Ben Shapiro’s Doctor Wife talks to Ben Shapiro about her vagina. They probably haven’t even been in the same room as each other. Their kids are probably named Dependent and Lil’ Child Tax Credit.

This is all I ask... just shut the fuck up Joe. Just have your press secretary tell everyone that you’ve taken a vow of silence until January and I bet you jump up at least two points immediately.

Great! Now get him to shut the fuck up until the convention and then until after election night.

What does he mean, because I’m trying to parse if he means political diversity, racial diversity, or Tupac v. Biggie versity?

The worst thing is that I know what he means, but he says everything in the worst way possible that makes him sound so bad. He needs to make his VP choice and shut the fuck up.

It’s all relative. In some circles I’m a conservative, in others I’m a commie bastard. I’m just a Centrist Democrat that makes no one but myself happy and I’m ok with that.

Funny how those people are upset when we say cops should’ve complied with the fundamental human rights of people they’re arresting.

And of course, those are the same motherfuckers who, if they were treated this way, would be suing the police department in seconds flat.

And of course, there are dumb motherfuckers in the comments of the tweet saying he should have just “complied.”

You...seriously don’t know? *speaking of wytpipoing :D

Lmao, when you trust your co-conspirators enough to fake a hate crime, but not enough to pay up front.

I don’t think it’s overblown at all. Jussie Smollett orchestrated not one, but two fake incidents - the letter, and the assault. He wasted tons of taxpayer resources, made fools of everyone who believed and supported him, and damaged the credibility of future victims. And your suggestion is that he should “keep…

$100,000 bond and the potential to face 3 years in prison is way overblown

While I do think the arrest, $100,000 bond and the potential to face 3 years in prison is way overblown, my advice to Jussie now would be to just stop talking. Dude needs to really keep quiet about this entire incident.

From the title on down, this article is pure poetry. 

the Dora Milaje School for Wishing a Motherfucker Would.

His resignation is not justice. Justice would be this man’s actions resulting in him never being able to work in any sort of law enforcement or security-related job for the rest of his life. Instead, by resigning, what he’s done is given himself the opportunity to have willingly left rather than be fired, which puts…

That’s enough internet for the day...time to print stickers with that quote and plaster them all over

KEEP ASKING. She’s a sitting member of Congress and the Ranking Financial Services Committee Member, and I’ve been saying for at least a week that she should have whoever was “assigned” to Sarah Huckaliar who is paid almost $200K annually in taxpayer dollars to shamelessly lie to the American public.  She isn’t even…