Meanwhile, this happened.

This is just such a shock. How will we ever go on?

I have a feeling the same can be said about people who are easily amused/entertained. They (or we, because lets face it, basically nothing bores me) are more open to seeing situations in a positive light, which makes them (us) a lot more fun to be around.

So the fact that I’m a cynical asshole means... that I’m a cynical asshole?

That doesn’t really surprise me when I think about it. The more open you are to incredible things & the more honest you are about how floored you are by them probably makes you more open to new & different things, places, and people.

I am completely on board with this remake. The switch in hair color between Bohdi and Utah is so edgy.

IT’S OKAY I’M AGREEING IN ALL CAPS. AND I AIN’T EVEN CAPSLOCK, THIS IS ALL SHIFT KEY BABY.

I want to pitch my idea for a reality show: get a bunch of poor people and have them battle lions in a kind of coliseum situation. They don’t have a lot to lose, and it would make GREAT entertainment.

The BBC Charter defines the purpose of the BBC as follows:

Way to make it a pep smear, Amy! (Girl is seriously on a roll lately.)

Well we know how he’s going to raise the funds. All he needs is someone’s help getting his 250,000,000 out of his local bank.

“Ours will be a simple life. I will teach Malia how to milk a cow, cook ugali (a porridge) and prepare mursik (a sour milk) like any other Kalenjin woman,” he said.

This man is a catch. So earnest, so romantic, so good at basic maths. I’m prepared to offer his parents 3 rubber bands, 5 safety pins, and 1 wad of gum that got stuck on the center console in my car. I think this is probably all worth about 37 cents.

Back off, Malia, he’s mine.

yeah, but can they make mursik out of it?

This is incredibly well written and well thought out. I’m sorry that your name pops up with such a terrible association, that must hurt but seriously great job on this piece.

Didn't you hear? Prisoners aren't people. Being accused of a crime, much less convicted, erases your humanity automatically. Don't want to give birth in shackles? Don't be accused of a crime, bitch! And then, don't be all seductive-like to your guard, with your once-a-week showers and comely inmate jumpsuit.

I don't have any sympathy for DUI offenders, either. Especially repeat offenders. But how we feel about the people involved and their offenses is really irrelevant here. What this represents is an abuse of people's rights. It's not okay to torture or publicly humiliate criminals, even if they've done very bad things.…

"Pregnant women in his custody have been forced to give birth while shackled, given inadequate food (though a court ordered him to stop serving inmates rotten food), and force-marched in shackles while still bleeding from c-section wounds."