Did it look this fat as a concept? It looks like it went from resembling Model S (good) to resembling Model X (less good)

Ugh, I still can’t get over how out of place that massive tablet looks.

Don’t worry, I’m sure somewhere in America today a driver hit a cyclist or pedestrian and will get nothing because it was an “accident”.

Dear lord people, just go take a shit. Noone else cares. For those that feel self conscious, do you judge other poopers on a plane?

Of all things Destiny, this may be the full on dumbest thing to be annoyed about. Come on.

My vote is you decline the invite. Showing up is normalizing this man and an administration that has deliberately disrespected HBCU students and their families.

WHICH IS A PART OF THE FRACKING PROCESS.

What you really mean is, let New York and California have all the say and everyone else may as well fuck off, because the coastal elites clearly know what is best for everyone

Alternatively, run it three times up the middle for no gain, and miss the field goal. Coaches get hammered for going conservative and assuming that a ~40 yard FG is an automatic when it is not.

Keeping cable also. The price for stand alone wifi and PSvue with channels I want (mostly sports) puts me right at cable price

REVEL IN THE PETTINESS

My favorite from Philly which had NO media coverage.

Saw this on Instagram:

Those are all fantastic! Here’s my favorite from the march in Austin. What an amazing experience it was, I’m still high from the positive hopeful vibes.

I would rather get my pubes stuck in a 10,000 RPM electric grinding wheel, again.

I got t-boned by a hit and run driver in DC. He took off, in my mangled care i followed calling 911 with plate numbers and descriptions. The told me to pull over because they don’t want chases in DC. They sent one cop and that cop didn’t even have the description of the car that hit me i gave 911. They sent…

Why not both?

Wait, who said this was Westworld’s big twist? I don’t even think it was top 5 in terms of big twists. In order of things that I think were a bigger twist:

To CNN for hiring those fucktit douchebag racist fuckfaces to defend Trump:

Wearing a backpack doesn't mean you're safe from being pickpocketed. It just means the pocket's bigger.