Say it ain’t so.

I want to hear a This American Life story of this.

Would you actually weigh being annoyed by political correctness against having been black at any point in history thus far? I mean, don’t we know the results?

You called?

Naw, probably because it looks like, “I heard you blacks like this stuff”. You should probably just bring watermelon instead. Safer.

Store-brand Drake would make a great kinja burner handle

Franzen is like the living embodiment of the @GuyInYourMFA Twitter account.

also was the restaurant dorsia

Here you go:

Here in my car
Where the image breaks down
Will you visit me please
If I open my door
In cars

Your standard male MMA fighter is saying this kind of shit, times ten, about everyone. He calls other dudes worthless layabouts for not being as strong as him, or worse, he calls them feminine. Does it make their statements right? Probably not. But the measure of this outrage will be because of Rousey’s gender and the…

I know there is an answer to this but they have the guns and my skin color doesn’t give me any right to refuse.

Let’s not forget that Oregon (which I think qualifies as Pacific Northwest), was founded as a racist state. But point taken all around. http://gizmodo.com/oregon-was-fou…

They always have been.

“Here’s some cyanide to treat those hot flashes you’ve been having.”

It’s an honorary degree. Unless you go to school online, your university gives them out too. It takes absolutely nothing away from your work, effort, expense and dedication.

Hey Jezzies.

I went. It was exactly like this.

Last night my glass of chardonnay was like “This is a stunning critique of both the boy band industrial complex and the experience of living under the male gaze” and I was like “you make a really good point chardonnay, let’s open another pack of pizelles”.

Sometimes I feel Hollywood betrays it’s own obliviousness about race by recognizing movies with POC where they are struggling for human rights so they could make themselves feel better about Not Being Racist. Dehumanizing, really.