Interesting. The song, I feel, should have been on the Dangerous album. It's that good. The animation was weird, but not bad. I actually had thoughts of this when I heard about the hologram:

First, hologram Tupac... now, hologram MJ???

Looks more like Grey Yarn or Puce Noodle.

Deep, emotional scars.

YES. I love how he's constantly looking around during this scene, like "does anyone see me?" It's really subtle, but you totally get the vibe that he's more worried about how he looks than how he feels.

God, I'm glad I'm not in a business where someone needs to make sure my knees are properly highlighted and contoured.

eta: sorry about the size on that mofo.

hey, just because this essay was born as an essay about her mom, doesn't mean it can't become what it always was inside: an essay that's entirely about the author. Just because your Mother's Day essays are cis-subjected, don't push that narrow worldview here. You need to check your literary thematic privilege.

Beautifully written. A teensy bit self-indulgent for a mother's day letter though.

I really wanted to hear more about the mother.

You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

Community should have died a long time ago. And this is coming from a place of complete love for the first two seasons.

Callie,

This has basically nothing to do with this post, but...

Ok, that is a hysterically complicated description of a drink. But what about if it's drunk under a full moon while an actual snake bites me? WHAT'S IT CALLED THEN?!?

... I know this is probably going to be a 'that's the joke' kind of moment but Strongbow?? I mean, how do you go downhill from there without buying White Lightning?

I'm glad to see you fetishize black men. Good luck with that.

We know...we get it. You like the dudes you like and you have a specific type. You've mentioned it a few times in this thread already. Your next step is to get a billboard to justify your fetishization which should be disgusting, but when it comes to your own specific itch, seems to be fine. If you can't afford a…