A Seahawk goes to the air and disaster ensues. What else is new?

Try Army & Navy Surplus.

Pfft. As a baseball purist, I find the Sacrifice Bunt Derby far more entertaining.

The sheer randomness of their inception, though, means it would be totally fine if we one day decided to change them, too.

He’s going to Miami, bank on it. The man is a GLORY BOY who will follow the glitz and glamour to South Beach.

Minnesota to Utah? Ricky Rubio is going to have the shittiest stories about America when he returns to Spain.  

Fun fact about that song that no one but me finds interesting: it’s a rare usage of 7/4 time. 

Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

“LeBron, is this a case of where you have to defend home court at this point?”

We debated this one for a while trying to parse out Scherzer’s exact string of words, though some of them are pretty obvious. I think we’ve settled on “fucking bastard motherfucking bitch motherfucker” and now I can’t see it any other way.

Mariners fans have learned it’s best to never have hope.

Two owner. Clean planefax.

I don’t know, man. Rogue One ends with hope for the future.

Oh, you said the last two movies. My bad.

Shit, now the Orioles will have to protect their honor by drilling someone on Holbrook’s crew.

Extremely rare? I’d call that extremely well done.

I’m not sure if this is strictly a UT/Intermountain West thing, but damn I love me some funeral potatoes.

Oh! And cheesy ramen (S. Korea). The most drunk-and-living-in-the-dorm food I’ve ever seen and it’s amazing. Instant ramen + Kraft singles. Done and done.

I will take that shit into consideration next time