Never understood them, what the fuck is the point of a dick pic. Dicks are fucking ugly.

Please let Olivia and Harry get married so they can hyphenate their last name as “Wilde-Styles.”

Thank you for posting this. Even though Jalopnik is theoretically a light and fluffy site for non-serious distractions and snarky one-liners, some things are just too important to not point out.

Did anyone see Perez Hilton “apologize” to Mischa Barton on The Hills reboot? It very quickly turned into “why the fuck aren’t you accepting my apology you fucking bitch” and it was not surprising.

Jeff Jackson >>> that numbnuts Cal Cunningham.

Jeff Jackson (Dem) is running for Burr’s senate seat and I could not be more excited. He served in the NC state senate prior and didn’t represent my county, but I (and lots of other Dems) followed him regardless because of his transparency, candor, and willingness to keep his constituency updated, especially this…

So your main takeaway from her post is that she writes funny, not that there was some (at the least) creepy shit going on that they had to make a rule like that in the first place? She was like 14 years old.

I saw a tweet purporting proof that it was all an antifa false-flag by posting a screenshot of an antifa/blm message board calling on activists to go to the rally and ‘disguise themselves as patriots’.

You mean this photo?  What gets me is the men hanging their heads in shame; unlike President Dumb Fuck J. Drama Queen, they are shame-able.  

A professional athlete with a predictable schedule, seasons, and contractual obligations and a professional musician with predictable tours, media appearances, and they are raising a family? And they dare to have their shit organized? And actively try to find time for each other?

Remember when Trump released that photo of Pelosi standing up in a room full of men and pointing her finger at him while he looked so grumpy and fragile? And he thought everyone would agree that the photo looked good for him and bad for her?

Kanye West, Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, Pete Davidson are all famous people who have all made it public that they have real, serious mental health issues that are exacerbated by being in the public eye. But they are all still considered fair game for gossip and ridicule and speculation, right?

For some reason, my mind goes to what substances they used just prior to that pic. My read from left to right: weed, cocaine, opioids, booze.

This level of respectful, thoughtful communication is what it’s taken me and Mr E to not only not get divorced but also to feel connected and like we’re partners, 30 years in. When things get hard, it always, always, always comes back to communication.

As some currently in a marriage in which my depressed partner has *completely* checked out mentally, I would LOVE to have a weekly check-in and discuss how we had interacted that week. It doesn’t sound hard; it sounds like intentional, mindful communication. And obviously it’s working well for them.

I dunno, maybe its just me, but I think I’d appreciate a partner checking in on how we’d done this week/month/year...

Mr. Whitney says that as long as the other person is aware you are recording, you avoid issues with local laws.

They are issued to every child with male genitalia at birth as a signifier of manliness. You wouldn’t want to lose yours, or nobody would know how manly you are. Duh.

A Man Card is an imaginary thing that you forfeit when you do un-manly things like hire someone to fix something for you, be a vegetarian, read books that aren’t by Tom Clancy, care about the clothes you wear, and buy a minivan. IE, something assholes say to feel better about themselves.